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Swiss Cheese Knight

HP: 2D4

STR: 2

INT: 1

A tiny knight made from swiss cheese. Usually created by a wizard who's trying to eat less fat in their diet, or is lactose intolerant, but still has cheese to use up and a lair to defend. Has a tiny squeaky voice usually saying something like "I shouldn't be alive!" or "Please, end this farce... and my life!" and "Why have the sandwich gods forsaken me?"