haha I was wrong. She's started saying "no thank you!" when I do something she doesn't like, such as shampooing her hair or refusing to give up my spot in the bed.
dreamed of kissing someone until I went weak in the knees and couldn’t stand up without bracing myself on them. And also somehow neither of us had lips and it was just us mashing each others’ faces with our mouths that had no beginning and no end, until we were interrupted and I pulled away, still choking on their like, two feet of tongue.
oh right, it’s #legalizationday. Sure wish I cared.
Nothing like cleaning up food in various stages of digestion on a daily basis to ruin all food ever! #toddlerlife
My spouse doesn’t understand why I can’t eat brown curry with chunks of veggies anymore and I won’t tell him for fear of ruining it for him too.
this ten minute video of a person cutting up bars of soap with a box cutter has six million views #theinternet
CW: I don't care about your feelings
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