mike sugarbaker @misuba@theha.us
What if writing my name didn’t feel so dutiful
Our selves are the proof that knowledge is not power
I’m asleep at one wheel and Jesus took the other
mike sugarbaker
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First Message. 5:12 p.m.
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MILKWALKER.
Thank you for your phone number and your full name. I will take care of them. I will return them soon. When I am done.
If you get sad, find me à̸͓̫̟̞͢m̖̩̠̩o̵̸̮̝̤ͅn̻̣ͅg̴͉͇͇͟ ̵̱̥ţ͎̗͔͢h̡̤̗̜̞͖͉́e̴̸̠͎̣̜̪̤̙̼ ̶͉̫͔̲̠̀̕c̬̬̮̬͈̟ơ̢̛͉̭̖͉̭̦̗w̷̯̘͉̯̕͢ͅs͈̘͢ ̢̧̻̭̮̗͞ͅa̢̘̻͓͔͉͇͇̰͟ͅn̳͕̤̱̰̬͡d͕̩͔̩͎͍̙̜̻̕ ̥̙̮͔͞b̸̧̖̭͝a̵̧͓̟̯̞̩r̶͏̘̰͉̘̰͈̙̞͞l̛̹̦͈͔e̷̪̙͎͓͖̳͈̮͞y͏̶̹̘̬͖̪̕
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My iPad steadfastly refuses to acknowledge the existence of iOS 13 and it is annoying me right in the face
The new brockhampton shit is really fucking good
Sesame Street Syndrome
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"There's no law that says a dog can't scoop up legal rights to all major oil deposits in the region while having a strained relationship with its son." - Air Will Be Bud
What is posting on the internet?
Has it become just fundamentally an act of putting the cart before the horse, as far as motives to express yourself are concerned?
Web development is the only thing I’m passably good at. Is it still a defensible thing to do?
violence christianity
Can anyone tell me what the weather is like
Thank you
So far I haven’t found any cuts of the Cats trailer where somebody plugs in Sonic saying “uhhh, meow?” but I haven’t worked that hard at it
I saw this and it took a good five minutes for me to realize that it wasn’t a slogan, they were telling you how to pronounce his name
But it’s cool because I spent the time reaching for a joke about Democrats masturbating to pics of cops in riot gear
I think I blocked that instance. Not sure I did it right. It’s surprisingly difficult to find instructions.
That was both a ripoff of @signalstation and literally about him
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Don't forget to enter the woods this 4th of July to leave a hot dog on top of any tree stump ringed with mushroom caps.
Staying in the kindly ones' good graces is the only way to ensure they'll continue to bring about the end of empire.
Magic: the Gathering DEFINED my twenties. By which I mean they started in the mid-90s, and I was and remain really bad at them
