mike sugarbaker @misuba@theha.us
Praise the Father, the Son, and the Funky Ghost! <funk music plays on pipe organ>
Last night's jokes were bad but I do find myself hoping that Switch Online will allow JohnCageHeroForHire to live his life
Something about the Switch makes me so reluctant to spend money on anything except when I'm instantly ready to spend $60
Some of those are bad but I turned down RambonaFlowers which is probably better than all of them
Dammit the thot pilgrim one is taken because of course it is
• 99IconicVapeSword99
• LikeTrumpButStraight
• 420SirTimBurnALeaf
Help me pick a gaming screen name
• RedDeadReidFleming
• JohnCageHeroForHire
• ThotPilgrimVsTheWorld
mike sugarbaker
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Fall is the worst. You try to sign up for a dating app and the police confiscate your phone and tie you to a barren tree, dead leaves in a drift up to your knees, scratchy branches caressing your face.
"Be nice to your date," the cops say every year. "Invite us to your tree wedding."
I hate all things. I am complete
I still kind of want a Cintiq. This makes no sense
mike sugarbaker
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HALLOWEEN COSTUME IDEA:
Go out into the woods. Just stand there. Wait.
Your costume is coming.
mike sugarbaker
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thinking about how old biblical stories are basically bronze age black mirror
sodom and gomorrah: "what if cities...but too much"
tower of babel: "what if monumental architecture...but too much"
shadrach, meshach and abednigo: "what if smelting furnaces...but too much"
Existence is a cruel joke and/or warm puppy
starting a local chapter of the Democratic Nihilists of America (DNA)
What is the point of doing anything if it isn't snacks
hate when I’m at a punk show and kids in front form a molt pit. Skin flying everywhere
mike sugarbaker
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My exhibition GAMES ABOUT PROTEST opens at Babycastles Gallery this Thursday at 7PM! Tabletop, digital and roleplaying games developed over the last hundred years that all explore political protest, direct action and riots through their mechanics. Brought together for the first time! See you there. Tell a comrade.
I suffer from Woke Leg Syndrome
I just "elevated" a dish because I was out of the cheaper ingredient I really wanted am I an asshole vote now 🔘 🔘
mike sugarbaker
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Buckle up shithead, you’re about to go from not knowing who Meiko Satomura is to only being able to accept your death if it is by her hands. https://bofa.lol/media/churXXIzJQkUFsFgww8 https://bofa.lol/media/YNyXmAcAW1_5sLqpuZE https://bofa.lol/media/4AmigF1D-tm2xcFYzaY https://bofa.lol/media/nIKrHGMggr0v3tC91RY
I have some problems would you like some
