@aparrish I’m imagining something terrible happening to tacos and politicians going on TV to say “today, we are all tacos”

(Please nothing bad happen to tacos)

I couldn’t find my travel mug this morning, so I just carried a regular ceramic mug with me on my walk. It’s amazing how cold coffee gets when you do that and how quickly it happens.

I mean, I know that’s the entire reason travel mugs exist. I’ve just never been faced with the reality before.

Physics: they work, and it sucks. This has been Mike Sugarbaker, urging you to vote No on physics

heck yeah I got "seasonal depression!"

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@signalstation have you considered being shrunken and immobilized to sit on someone’s shelf as a career path?

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for small business saturday, please consider giving your local merchants a thimble they can use as a chair, or a bobbin they can eat their meals on

I own a ludicrous number of screens. It’s true. The most ridiculous part is that some things only go on some screens and not others.

me: i know that the universe is definitely toroidal

god: how'd you figure it out?

me: well, modulo operator is the easiest way to do bounds-checking, and i KNOW that youre at least as lazy as me

god: thats really insulting. Fucker

@jk I don’t know why they made it *or* why they made it so ugly

@signalstation early reviews say this movie is “crime well spent”

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