Housemate boiled two beets yesterday for hours and they didn’t cook through. Now they are sitting on the stove in a pot with no water in it. And that’s how you make haunted beets

@signalstation make the hero a professional instagrammer and this movie would be amazing

Every home in America should have a kaiju room, full of little model buildings, where consenting adults can dress up like kaiju and enjoy a little horseplay.

@lmorchard not SoLiD but: have you looked at unwalled.garden?

@maenad

1. A new gravestone, crudely carved with “JOEY - TECHNICALLY A SANDWICH”
2.
3. A man selling wooden bicycles in the twin square, from a pile
4. Maybe this is the window of a wig store? That’s not a wig, though. Did that one move? (Pet store, maybe?)
5. Tree branches are scraping literally every window
6.

Twitter name-all-your-RPG-designs game but I’m doing it here:

The Hero Game
Unspecified Waterfowl TTRPG
Boyscout Superheroes Do Amazing Deeds

infotainment high-five apophenia markup language support system

@signalstation so as the MC, how do you set up stealth missions at the craft fair?

What if writing my name didn’t feel so dutiful

Our selves are the proof that knowledge is not power

I’m asleep at one wheel and Jesus took the other

@signalstation @RAPIDPUNCHES for a second I thought you had a zine called A Pound of Fleas

total dear diary: counting down to weekend 

@signalstation dammit I need a copy of Tingleverse but I don’t want to get it from Amazon

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@signalstation im literally making my own cheezits today and felt compelled to tell you until I realized that it made me sound like maybe I was the monster in question

My iPad steadfastly refuses to acknowledge the existence of iOS 13 and it is annoying me right in the face

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