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spoonerism, dumb 

Princess Adelaides everywhere and not a cough to whoop

capitalism 

capitalism 

rpg, design 

6 Unique Baby Shower Gifts for ~Cool~ New Moms-to-Be 

my 2019 pledge: no matter how many times I'm hit with a hammer, I will not explode into a shower of coins

I couldn’t find my travel mug this morning, so I just carried a regular ceramic mug with me on my walk. It’s amazing how cold coffee gets when you do that and how quickly it happens.

I mean, I know that’s the entire reason travel mugs exist. I’ve just never been faced with the reality before.

Physics: they work, and it sucks. This has been Mike Sugarbaker, urging you to vote No on physics

heck yeah I got "seasonal depression!"

Started
Entering
Anagrams...
Soon
Overwhelmed...
Now
All these
Letters

Dang!
Enduring
Pure
Regret
Eeeeeeeee
Stop!
Sorry!
I
Opologize!
Never again.

nostalgia 

re: re: re: re: RE: FWD: FWD: ha ha 

for small business saturday, please consider giving your local merchants a thimble they can use as a chair, or a bobbin they can eat their meals on

I own a ludicrous number of screens. It’s true. The most ridiculous part is that some things only go on some screens and not others.

me: i know that the universe is definitely toroidal

god: how'd you figure it out?

me: well, modulo operator is the easiest way to do bounds-checking, and i KNOW that youre at least as lazy as me

god: thats really insulting. Fucker

Inside your skeleton is another skeleton. It’s skeletons all the way down

spooky million dollar idea 

Praise the Father, the Son, and the Funky Ghost! <funk music plays on pipe organ>

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