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I think I blocked that instance. Not sure I did it right. It’s surprisingly difficult to find instructions.

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Don't forget to enter the woods this 4th of July to leave a hot dog on top of any tree stump ringed with mushroom caps.

Staying in the kindly ones' good graces is the only way to ensure they'll continue to bring about the end of empire.

Magic: the Gathering DEFINED my twenties. By which I mean they started in the mid-90s, and I was and remain really bad at them

New workplace is seriously challenging my ability to tell white people apart

Waluigi’s Mansion could be the reverse-Scooby Doo game I think we’ve discussed here before - try to make it look like there are ghosts and scare Mario and his friends away

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Luigi wouldn’t trash a hotel unless he had good motives, though. Although that makes me think, hapless destruction should enter the diegetic level of games more often. I want the GTA where you go from nobody to the most feared gangster in town, entirely accidentally and mostly without noticing.

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I mean, they could have saved the dev budget they spent on all the ghosts, I would have played it if it was just Luigi Trashes A Hotel

I think it shouldn’t be this hot. That’s how I feel

Meet the new boss, same as the slightly used boss

Milestone: my life is now organized such that a new Neal Stephenson book can come out and I won’t find out for months. I wonder how long it’s been this way.

I am still drawn to every LEGO set that looks like a mech even though they’re all essentially the same

Per last night’s half awake dream times, a good trick in the zombie apocalypse is to cross a river and wash away any pursuers. Correspondingly, don’t hang out near the shore because that’s where they all end up. Hope this helps

why are you still reading, language is a trap, go bay at the moon in your native guttural thoughtless language and be free

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