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I chickened out. I don't really have the temperament for protest.

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I just made a sign. With a box and two Sharpies. I live on a feeder street onto the freeway; figure I'll hold it out there in the morning.

I grew up in Berkeley but I've never done this before. Does it look okay?

Dear Mastodon, did you know I'm looking for work? I am. Still a front end-leaning dev after 24 years, focused on React and Node rn. Hoping for Portland-local but whatever

sounds vaguely dirty but isn't 

spent half the night half-awake, half-dreaming that Facebook was a DAW on which I was sounding my personal oscillator

strong opinion about food 

All jellybeans should be Starburst jellybeans. Do not fight me. I will prevail

Housemate boiled two beets yesterday for hours and they didn’t cook through. Now they are sitting on the stove in a pot with no water in it. And that’s how you make haunted beets

Every home in America should have a kaiju room, full of little model buildings, where consenting adults can dress up like kaiju and enjoy a little horseplay.

Twitter name-all-your-RPG-designs game but I’m doing it here:

The Hero Game
Unspecified Waterfowl TTRPG
Boyscout Superheroes Do Amazing Deeds

infotainment high-five apophenia markup language support system

What if writing my name didn’t feel so dutiful

Our selves are the proof that knowledge is not power

I’m asleep at one wheel and Jesus took the other

First Message. 5:12 p.m.

Thank you for your phone number and your full name. I will take care of them. I will return them soon. When I am done.

If you get sad, find me à̸͓̫̟̞͢m̖̩̠̩o̵̸̮̝̤ͅn̻̣ͅg̴͉͇͇͟ ̵̱̥ţ͎̗͔͢h̡̤̗̜̞͖͉́e̴̸̠͎̣̜̪̤̙̼ ̶͉̫͔̲̠̀̕c̬̬̮̬͈̟ơ̢̛͉̭̖͉̭̦̗w̷̯̘͉̯̕͢ͅs͈̘͢ ̢̧̻̭̮̗͞ͅa̢̘̻͓͔͉͇͇̰͟ͅn̳͕̤̱̰̬͡d͕̩͔̩͎͍̙̜̻̕ ̥̙̮͔͞b̸̧̖̭͝a̵̧͓̟̯̞̩r̶͏̘̰͉̘̰͈̙̞͞l̛̹̦͈͔e̷̪̙͎͓͖̳͈̮͞y͏̶̹̘̬͖̪̕

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My iPad steadfastly refuses to acknowledge the existence of iOS 13 and it is annoying me right in the face

The new brockhampton shit is really fucking good

"There's no law that says a dog can't scoop up legal rights to all major oil deposits in the region while having a strained relationship with its son." - Air Will Be Bud

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