6 Unique Baby Shower Gifts for ~Cool~ New Moms-to-Be Show more
1) A Baby Storage Gel to protect your baby from gravity shifts at full thrust
2) A cool looking stick
3) Arcade tokens for the arcade that closed down decades ago but sometimes still lights up at night and the door is ajar, so...
4) The Duchy of Vinyardistelm, its ceremonial mace and a legion of foot soldiers
5) A Get-Out-of-Mommyhood-Free card (expired)
6) A issue of the X-Men where you've pasted baby heads over every Wolverine head