Live the kind of life where authorities are compelled to check your stomach contents so they can be shocked to find a license plate.
@signalstation are you familiar with the random table of owlbear stomach contents from the Story Games Names Project?
Nope! Tell me all about it.
@signalstation I just remember “so that’s where my hat went,” “the Scrabble letters B, O, A, E, W, and R,” and “I don’t know, but it’s still moving”
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